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Rivir

2nd year med student · Phoenix, AZ

🏔️ Outdoor enthusiast 🩺 Future doctor 💻 Former dev 🐕 Dog dad to Sasha

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How do you spend your free time?

Scuba diving in summer, skiing in winter, hiking whenever possible. If I'm not studying, I'm probably outside somewhere. Also have an apartment that's 30% plants at this point. Turns out caring for living things is therapeutic—who knew?

What are you into?

Space stuff (I will absolutely talk your ear off about the James Webb Telescope). Board games. Making random things for people. Collecting hobbies like some people collect stamps. Currently: plants, coding side projects, and trying to keep my sourdough starter alive.

Best spontaneous decision you've made?

Moved from Philadelphia to Phoenix on a whim. Went from software developer to completely changing careers. Sometimes the best decisions are the ones that seem slightly unhinged at the time.

Red flags I should know about?

I have strong opinions about pothos care. I will reference Seinfeld at inappropriate times. My dog Sasha (lives with my mom in Florida) gets more birthday fanfare than most humans. I built this entire website to try and meet someone. Make of that what you will.

What are you actually looking for?

Someone who appreciates a good weird idea, doesn't mind deep conversations at 2am, and is down for spontaneous adventures. Bonus points if you think this website is more charming than concerning. Jewish, plant-friendly, and okay with occasional existential spirals preferred but not required.

Interests & Hobbies

🤿 Scuba Diving ⛷️ Skiing 🥾 Hiking 🪴 Gardening 🚀 Space 🎲 Board Games 🛠️ Making Things 💻 Coding Projects 🐕 Dog Parent ✡️ Jewish Culture

Geographic Confusion Timeline

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Florida - Survived gators and tourists

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Philadelphia - Discovered cheesesteaks > sunshine (temporarily insane)

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Phoenix - Trading humidity for dry heat and cacti

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What's next? - Hopefully somewhere with you (and better weather)

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Character References

His Mom

100% biased

"My son is very handsome and smart. He's a doctor! Well, almost. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Did I mention he calls me every week?"

Sasha the Dog

Good boy, verified

"WOOF WOOF BARK! He gives me treats and takes me on walks. 11/10 human. Would recommend. SQUIRREL! Wait, what were we talking about?"

His Best Friend

Obligated to be nice

"He made me write this. But honestly, he's a solid dude. Beats me at board games way too often. Will definitely talk your ear off about space or his plants. 9/10, one point deducted for making me write this review."

The Pothos Plant

Thriving, somehow

"He actually remembers to water me. In a med student apartment, that's basically a miracle. 10/10 plant dad. Would photosynthesize for again."

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